Monday, December 11, 2017

All My Toys: The Ring!

Dear Diary,

I am getting married! Me! I don't even know how to process this except to say that I never thought my fiance would be some mysterious space king. I am going to have the opportunity to tour space! And! I am going to be a queen. I am meeting some of my friends to tell them the good news. This is just the best. I have never felt this happy, it is as if my heart has taken control of my body.

-Miss M


Wednesday, November 22, 2017

All My Toys: Thanksgiving Terror!

Dear Diary,

Oh my goodness dating Burnheart has been the best! We have been dining all across town. He has been saying all the right things. He even has his own bodyguards. Because he is a space prince!!! I am dating a space prince! It is like all of my dreams have come true. And I am not even questioning any of it. Everything is just so weird. Is this what true love feels like? Where you just make insane decisions and ignore everyone in your life? Ever since I looked into the holographic flames on his super natural chest I have just been hooked. We are going to fly among the stars. I have never been happier!

-Miss M


Sunday, November 19, 2017

All My Toys: That Burning Desire!

Dear Diary,

Well we survived Halloween. I am not entirely sure why a horde of wrestling zombies wanted me dead, however I am beyond grateful that this space prince named Burnheart swooped in to demolish them in time. It is a little weird though. He claims we are destined to be together and he wants me to travel with him through the stars. I am of course skeptical. The whole thing just seems so weird. Anyways I decided to meet him for dinner and hear him out. What else am I going to do? It's not like my love life has been decent on Earth. Maybe I am destined to travel the universe with some guy that doesn't have a face. What could be so wrong with that? Oh well Diary, I have to go for now. He just showed up!

-Miss M


Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Miss M Presents: April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year- 2017 Edition!

Dear Diary,

It is Halloween. The one day of the year where we all get to dress up as something else and enjoy the thrills and chills of ghosts and goblins as well as the gobs of candy that will make our teeth chatter in the middle of the night from the sugars. Of course in this day and age where super heroes run rampant and cosplay makes dressing up a common occurrence, we must not forget the spirit of this day. It is a reminder that for some of us there are costumes we wear to escape who we are. Because sometimes who we are is seen as scary and grotesque. Something that people find revolting. We play pretend for a chance to live out the lives we truly want if only for a night. Not everyone is lucky to take their scary costumes off. Some are stuck forever full of unintended frights. Of course nothing is scarier than an angry mob terrified of what they do not understand. So enjoy your door to door candy but remember, the little monsters that go bump in the night might not be the person who looks weird or different, the little monster could be you.

-Miss M


Friday, October 27, 2017

All My Toys: Talk is Cheap

Dear Diary,

It has come to my attention that there is something I have been neglecting to share about myself. Nothing too shocking or anything, but something that has been of great help. I have been in therapy. The last few years have been quite hectic. From dying and coming back to life, to losing at love, losing a child and creating this whole alternate world that was in post apocalyptic ruin... and also having a super secret heroic identity! I mean! Come on Diary! This is a lot to deal with. However I have greatly appreciated my therapist. She is being with me at a time where I need all the help I can get. So, let's see what this week's session holds!

Miss M


Sunday, October 15, 2017

All My Toys: Meeting of Evil!

Dear Diary,

I have been a shitty friend. In my quest to help save the world as a super hero while keeping my public identity hidden as much as possible since the world still kinda hates me, I have neglected my friendships. Especially with my best friend and mentor April O'Neil. So it is a nail salon day! This should be a lot of fun!


-Miss M


Thursday, September 21, 2017

All My Toys: Love is Berry Sweet

Dear Diary,

As I sit here at the no-named super hero headquarter spot waiting on Storm to arrive for some special meeting, I am realizing that I put too much conditioner in my hair this morning. Shit. Damn it Diary. I can't ever do anything right. I was wondering why my hair had such a glossy sheen. Oh Diary, why am I a mess? Does one ever stop being a mess? I really hope so. Oh well, I am gonna put this thing down so I can keep talking to Glitter. It is rude to be carrying on a conversation while my nose is in this notebook. I will return soon Diary!

-Miss M


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

All My Toys: Dreaming Is Free

At long last All My Toys returns! Where has Miss M been? What kinds of adventures have been going on in Toy Valley? Click the link to find out!


Saturday, July 29, 2017

Six Years of Mess!

Dear Diary,

It has been since May. May! No new content since May. I feel like a very naughty Dorkette. However I am dusting off the laptop and expressing my shock and awe that Diary of a Dorkette has been around for six years.

-Miss M


Monday, May 1, 2017

I'll Tell You a Toy Story

But it won't involve toy Miss M. Not yet at least! I am getting very close to starting those toy stories up again. However I wanted to share another juicy toy story from my youth. So click the link and read on fellow toy fans!


Monday, March 6, 2017

For the Love of Old Men...

Old men named Logan that is. I got to see Logan this weekend so click the link and see what I think. I also promise not to divulge any spoilers, however there might be a thing or two that I share so just tread carefully!


Monday, February 6, 2017

Falling into the Dark Side...

I'm back! But not with one of those lovely fun toy stories I enjoy doing so well. Have no fear those will return, but go ahead and click the link to see why it has been more than a month since anything exciting has been going on at the Diary.